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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Catherine Zandonella

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
W.C. Fields

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E. Lewis

Beer isn't just beer....beer needs a home.
Die Welt, German newspaper, 1976

20 years from now, one of us will be older and wiser. Or one of us will be dead. Whose to say? Me...I need another drink.
Midnight on the Firing Line

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill:
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
His reply:
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Tom Waits

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Humphrey Bogart

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
David Moulton

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Edward Abbey

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Henry Lawson

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober.
William Butler Yeats

Beer brewers shall sell no beer to the citizens, unless it be three weeks old; to the foreigner they may knowingly sell younger beer.
German Beer Law, 1466


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